Reading and Writing Obituaries

"My bucket list consists largely of books to (re)read. The list of things I will never do includes extreme sports and quite a few non-extreme sports"

On being polite in the Netherlands

"Hypocritical politeness makes for more pleasant everyday interactions than sincere rudeness"

Sinterklaas knows

"The ten-year old has, like Luther, nailed her list of possible gifts to a door"

Lost in translation

Some peers don’t really ask questions as such, but use the opportunity to tell the audience about their own brilliant work

Woman overboard

"An 'exit interview' sounds like the final chat with a doctor to confirm a euthanasia decision"

Whatever happened to Robot Pepper?

"In the absence of the evaluation, I can only speculate"

Pun-ctuati-onforp-eace

Young people regard punctuation as aggressive, especially full stops at the end of a message

What not to do with colleagues

The conference dinner was indeed held in a sauna, with food and drinks but no clothes

FASoS merges with sex shop

New Slogan: ‘Come to Maastricht for the hospital with a university attached’

Microsoft Outlook thinks we are children

"I’m not five years old, and I’m at work"

Words matter

Football not spoken here

Headsets and pockets

Obsessive Numerology Disorder

New UM Inter-Species Personnel Policy

Shake, kiss, hug

What (not) to wear

Autonomous robots

Should we ban the books?

Having a laugh

Can´t believe we´re still protesting this sh**

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